Thursday

Martha's Predictions: WRESTLEMANIA 32



32 years ago I began a journey... I watched the first WrestleMania... and I've been with WWE ever since. It's been a hell of a ride from year to year. Welcome everyone to WRESTLEMANIA 32.

This year has another awesome line up... so let's get started...

 
KICK OFF SHOW

THE TOTAL DIVAS
vs
B.A.D. & BLONDE
 
 
Total Divas are Eva Marie, Alicia Fox, Natalya, Paige, & Brie Bella
vs
B.A.D. & Blonde are Lana, Summer Rae, Naomi, Emma, & Tamina
 
I can't believe Lana's gonna wrestle. I've never seen her in the ring.
I doubt she does much. Eva Marie back on the main roster? Boo!
Emma back on the main roster? Yawn! Nattie is in a WrestleMania
match... YAY! Summer Rae still works here? Rumor is Brie retires
after this match... there are rumors her sister Nikki will not return
because of injury. Damn. This could be a good match or it could be a
reason to play on my phone till the next one... we shall see.
 
Martha's Prediction: Total Divas
 
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USOs
vs
The Dudley Boyz


Yawn. Who cares really? I don't. I Like the USOs.
I hate the Dudley Boyz. This match is mostly filler for me.
 
Martha's Prediction: Usos
 
 
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UNITED STATES CHAMPIONSHIP
Kalisto (c) vs Ryback
 
 
Ok... why is Ryback in it for the US championship?
Whatever. I don't want to see Ryback as champ but
Kalisto isn't actually COMPELLING as the champ either.
 
Martha's Prediction: Kalisto to Retain
 
 
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WRESTLEMANIA 32
 
 
 
THE NEW DAY
VS
LEAGUE OF NATIONS
 
 
NEW DAY is Kofi Kingston, Big E, & Xavier Woods
vs
LEAGUE OF NATIONS is King Barrett, Sheamus, Alberto Del Rio, & Rusev
 
Honestly I am already disappointed because the Tag Team Championships are
NOT being defended on WrestleMania. BOO WWE, BOO!
Now with THAT said, There will be fuckary abound on this one but the best
team work always comes from NEW DAY... the League isn't a unit that
has done what the New Day has done nor can they. I feel like they might
fight among themselves while New Day capitalizes for the win.
 
Martha's Prediction: NEW DAY
 
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INTERCONTINENTAL CHAMPIONSHIP
LADDER MATCH

KEVIN OWENS (c)
vs
SAMI ZAYN
 vs
SIN CARA
vs
THE MIZ
vs
STARDUST
vs
DOLPH ZIGGLER
vs
ZACK RYDER

 
WOW, what a lineup for ANOTHER Ladder match for the IC Championship
at WrestleMania. We did this last year and almost killed Dean Ambrose.
This year ... wonder who will do something as brave (and dumb)?
Anyway, ZACK RYDER has a match at WrestleMania ya'll!?!?! OMG!
I am so pumped to see NXT's Sami Zayn here. He deserves to be among these
guys. But as we all know it's KO-Mania... and Kevin Owens is a champ to
be reckoned with. This match could steal the show... but I promise you it will
be one of the highlights of the night if not the best of the night.
 
Martha's Prediction: SAMI ZAYN NEW CHAMP
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AJ STYLES
vs
CHRIS JERICHO
 
 
This AGAIN?!?
HOW MANY TIMES DO WE HAVE TO SEE THIS?
(wwe whispers: just one more time Martha, just one more time)
Fuck that. Yawn. I am tired of this one already.
Yet, They have been some good matches with these two.
 
Martha's Prediction: AJ STYLES
 
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THE 3rd ANNUAL
ANDRE THE GIANT MEMORIAL
BATTLE ROYAL
 
 
Another Battle Royal. At least this year it'll be on the MAIN show and
not the Kickoff show. Winners have been Cesaro for the
1st one & Big Show won the 2nd one. Who will take home the trophy this year?
 
Here are SOME of the competitors:
  • Heath Slater
  • Curtis Axel
  • Adam Rose
  • Bo Dallas
  • Big Show
  • Kane
  • Tyler Breeze
  • Mark Henry
  • Jack Swagger
  • Fandango
  • Damien Sandow
  • Darren Young
  • Konnor
  • Viktor
  • Goldust
  • R-Truth

  •  
    Martha's Prediction: Hard to predict because
    you NEVER know WHO will actually enter...
    but I am pulling for...

    DAMIEN SANDOW
     
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    DIVAS CHAMPIONSHIP
    TRIPLE THREAT MATCH

    CHARLOTTE (c)
    vs
    SASHA BANKS
    vs
    BECKY LYNCH

     
    Been waiting for this one. I knew it would come down to Charlotte
    and Sasha eventually but I never imagined they'd include Becky... oh well.
    This will be a GREAT women's match... and there is a rumor that they
    are bringing back the WOMEN'S CHAMPIONSHIP. If so it would make
    the Divas Revolution VALID... and not just WORDS.
     
    Martha's Prediction: SASHA BANKS NEW CHAMP
     
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    NO HOLDS BARRED STREET FIGHT
     
    DEAN AMBROSE
    vs
    BROCK LESNAR 

     
    Somebody gon' die.
    Just kidding.
    Dean motherfucking Ambrose will NEVER give up.
    Brock Lesnar is a BEAST.
    How the hell are we going to even have a FINISH for this
    because I don't see either won admitting to a DEFEAT?!?!
     
     
    Martha's Prediction: DEAN AMBROSE
     
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    WWE
    WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT
    CHAMPIONSHIP
    (rumored no disqualification but not announced as of this post)
     
    TRIPLE H (c)
    vs
    ROMAN REIGNS
     
     
    Why?
    Lord why?
    I don't like Triple H as champ. Why? Cause he is COO.
    COO shouldn't hold a power position in the company and
    also be the company's champion. However, I don't want
    ROMAN REIGNS as champ either. I just don't like him
    as champ. I don't HATE Roman he's just not who I want
    as the champ. Either way these boys are only keeping the
    title warm for the REAL CHAMP who will return... soon, I hope...
    and who is that I am talking about? Well SETH ROLLINS OF COURSE
    DUH!
     
    So how will this one go?
    Triple H will make a HUGE uncalled for entrance.
    Roman Reigns will do his Samoan "OOOOH AAAAHHH" thingy.
    Lots of BS here and there.
    MAYBE a screw Job... if the ROCK gets involved (cause the ROCK will be there)
    or maybe even someone else ... who knows...
    Either way... it'll be hard cause the crowd will boo Reigns no matter what.
     
    Martha's Prediction: TRIPLE H to RETAIN
     
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    HELL IN A CELL MATCH
     
    SHANE MCMAHON
    vs
    THE UNDERTAKER
     
     
     If The Deadman loses, not only will Shane take over Monday nights, but, thanks to a stipulation revealed by WWE Chairman Mr. McMahon on March 21, The Undertaker will also be barred from competing at WrestleMania ever again.
     
    Fuck me.
    Seriously.
     
    I love Shane. He's always had a special place in my heart
    because of the way he just gets in there and goes balls to the wall,
    all the way, and never holds back. But... then you have the Undertaker.
    I've been a LOYAL Undertaker fan since his debut at Survivor Series in 1990.
    Hell in a Cell is Undertaker's playground.
    Shane... is in for a world of hurt.
    I want Shane to win to take RAW away from Steph & Triple H
    but I don't want Undertaker to lose.
     
    It could be Taker has decided to Retire. We think this EVERY year cause it is
    VERY unclear as to when the Undertaker will actually hang up his hat.
    IF Taker does decide it's the time, he will lose and that will be that...
    otherwise I can see some FUCKERY coming. Someone will come
    out and make it where TAKER wins and Shane loses but Shane won't stop
    after 'Mania, he'll never give up... that just one or two ways this COULD go...
     
     How does a girl call this one?
    You stay true... Martha, you stay true.
     
     
    Martha's Prediction: UNDERTAKER
     
     
     
     
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    SEE YOU AT WRESTLEMANIA 32.


     


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