Thursday, October 22, 2015

Martha's 31 Days of Horror - Movie Review: Only Lovers Left Alive







Official Trailer is located at... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ycOKvWrwYFo

 
So 2 vampires... hipster kinda vampires living in separate countries... but are "a couple" are trying to figure out their lives and where they "fit in" into modern society. YAWN. This movie kinda let me down. I mean yea, Tom Hiddleston is in it as a ROCKER Vampire that kinda hates himself and wants to end it all... then you have Tilda Swinton who is kinda androgynous (*definition for those of you who need it CLICK HERE*)  (not that androgynous is bad it is just hard to sometimes think of her as a she ... or as a sexy woman... or as anything other that androgynous so her as a BELIEVEABLE vampire sex goddess... nope) who flies (in a plane) to her guy to have the sex...
 
(and yes Hiddleston IS naked but that's the best you see, I know... DAMN IT!
But oh, the imagination one can have if you think of him as Loki and naked... bad Martha, BAD! LOL.)
 
And drink small glasses of "special" blood and eat blood freezer pops...

 
 Actually there is no vampire killing moments, no gore, minimal blood (if you count the blood freezer pops) and this is the best you get at seeing them "vampire-like"...
 

Overall, I expected something but it didn't deliver. It wasn't a TOTAL loss cause Hiddleston... and then NAKED Hiddleston... but overall, this movie was slow, boring, and had no real good plot... plus the ending... just... no.

RATING:
2 out of 5 bloody eyeballs (sorry Hiddleston)

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